May 2010
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THE HILLS JR. finally, little kids are useful for something
April 2010
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March 2010
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February 2010
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January 2010
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DonkeyLips from Salute Your Shorts tries to kill bitchy preggers cheerleader Quinn from GLEE.
Oh and he thinks he’s a Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtle who as 80s cartoons taught us only do two things: fight crime and eat pizza.
on fighting crime: “I mainly target Shredder’s operatives. and black people”
on pizza: “this had better not be Digiorno. that stuff tastes like...
December 2009
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Happy Holidays!
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November 2009
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October 2009
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me: look at its ear hair! that cat is a freak
SKURUSZ: well it looks asian. thats why its using chopsticks
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You Know You're A 1990's Kid If...
Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew? ew, that’s 80’s kids. heyooo Boxcard Children! they were what every pussy turned to when Goosebumps got too scary
I remember in elementary school, Carmen Sandiego was my career choice. that or a dentist. because stealin rando shit around the globe = filling molars DUHHH
alex mack was livin everyone’s dream, i would’ve given all my 1000 pogs to...
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facebook newsfeed you gimme me all my LOLz
the best of my “friend“‘s status updates over the last few hours:
“erryone please keep jessie durbin and her eyeballs in your thoughts today…nah forget it. she can’t read this anyway.” — PLEASE let this be a joke at the expense of her friend’s recent blinding!
“i cant have sex with a personality and i cant stick my dick in your college...
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September 2009
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Amy Poehler can tap Will Arnett any day o the week →
I need to only watch interviews with ex-improv people
Well, and with merpeople (http://jezebel.com/5365467/mermaid-girl-shiloh-pepin-appears-on-oprah)
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school is the fashion show that prepares us for the fashion show of life
shit, i have ap english class and i haven’t even read my us weekly!
wait, you shop at kohl’s!? avril lavigne sponsors that shit and she’s not even a fucking disney channel star. that’s why i shop at wal-mart (miley cyrus!) and sears (selena gomez!) exclusively, you are such a fuckin pleb