cruel fun at others' expense

Sep 20, 2009 10:00am
Going to rehab is so 2005 (fuck amy winehouse and her 07 hit because that bitch was two years late). So if rehab is lame, does that mean bein institutionalized is cool again? If so, it’s time to go shoppin for a mental illness. Obvi you skip the anxiety disorders (the world is ending in 2012 so we better all have one or more of those) and the boring depressive/manic/schizo mood disorders because everyone remotely interesting has a lil bit of those. So I’ve decided to stick to personality disorders. Jezebel, the LA Times, and Girl, Interrupted (I bought it last night just to better emulate) are all tellin me borderline personality disorder is hip these days like ADHD was back in 5th grade. I’m really excited about hanging out with the crazies (like Brittany Murphy who f’s her dad then kills herself — i’d kill myself too if I had to play the ugly second banana to Alicia Silverstone in Clueless then get dumped by Ashton Kutcher in real life so he could date a cougar barf), makin a friend like Angelina, gettin sage advice from Whoopi, and other borderline awesome experiences. also didn’t Wynona f the cute asylum guard and ruin his career? that crazy betch is livin the dream. I cant wait to get my padded-wall slice of that dream

Going to rehab is so 2005 (fuck amy winehouse and her 07 hit because that bitch was two years late). So if rehab is lame, does that mean bein institutionalized is cool again? If so, it’s time to go shoppin for a mental illness. Obvi you skip the anxiety disorders (the world is ending in 2012 so we better all have one or more of those) and the boring depressive/manic/schizo mood disorders because everyone remotely interesting has a lil bit of those. So I’ve decided to stick to personality disorders. Jezebel, the LA Times, and Girl, Interrupted (I bought it last night just to better emulate) are all tellin me borderline personality disorder is hip these days like ADHD was back in 5th grade. I’m really excited about hanging out with the crazies (like Brittany Murphy who f’s her dad then kills herself — i’d kill myself too if I had to play the ugly second banana to Alicia Silverstone in Clueless then get dumped by Ashton Kutcher in real life so he could date a cougar barf), makin a friend like Angelina, gettin sage advice from Whoopi, and other borderline awesome experiences. also didn’t Wynona f the cute asylum guard and ruin his career? that crazy betch is livin the dream. I cant wait to get my padded-wall slice of that dream
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