cruel fun at others' expense

diablocodysstarwars:

Darth Vader:  “Give me the rebel coordinates or I’ll get all papa-don’t-preach-razzi on you and you’ll be all Princess Di-e!”

okay, THIS is my new fave tumblr (why does LITERAL BEARS I’M JEALOUS OF never update!? i just don’t GET you people, it is the best thing since lactose intolerance — allergies are nature’s diets)

anyway back to intergalactic hilarity. get it!? vader is all like her dad and she’s like a princess but also he’s bringin up a super subtle hilarious famous celeb death reference in his death threat. all this scene needs is a cheeseburger phone and maybe megan fox to be PERFECT