cruel fun at others' expense

facebook newsfeed you gimme me all my LOLz

the best of my “friend“‘s status updates over the last few hours:

“erryone please keep jessie durbin and her eyeballs in your thoughts today…nah forget it. she can’t read this anyway.” — PLEASE let this be a joke at the expense of her friend’s recent blinding!

“i cant have sex with a personality and i cant stick my dick in your college degree. no i dont have feelings cuz feelings are gay.”

“There is a new movie coming out starring Tina Fey and Steve Carell in April, bound to be hilarious, life is good.” — are there really people this cliche and douchey? wahoowah!

“People who are afraid to challenge the status quo are missing out on the true vigor of life” — is this the most generic boring thing anyone could ever make their status? SEVEN people “liked” this! ew, she didn’t even bring up the best counterargument for stickin to the status quo