cruel fun at others' expense
MAN this movie has all the hotties in one place! Whoressica Alba, that werewolf freak, and dreamboat Kathy Bates — someone get me a lonely fat girl to see this movie with Friday!
The cast of Valentine’s Day in the order that I have a crush on them:
Queen Latifah – I really like that movie where she played a sassy black woman with a heart of gold who stood up to the white man… so any of them
Taylor Lautner – not for that werewolf shit but for his first movie for the movie’s highlight: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmQ59uzTZw4&NR=1
Jennifer Garner – omg remember Alias? But honestly you know she’s as nice in real life as she seems
Bradley Cooper – omg remember Alias?
Anne Hathaway – um she macked on Erik Von Detton and hung out with Mandy Moore in Princess Diaries 1 then Princess Diaries 2 she married the future Star Trek captain James Tiberius ballerrrr
Kathy Bates – in Misery, she made hobbling cool way before Sue Sylvester made jokes about it on Glee
Jessica Biel – 7th Heaven, man! Until she vandalized the gym, worked at a pizzeria then became a stewardess and quit the show… has she ever made a good movie?
Topher Grace – he gets points for In Good Company but then minus A MILLION POINTS for Spider-Man 3
Eric Dane WHO IS THIS!?
Jamie Foxx – he hit Beyonce in DreamGirls = dead 2 me
Ashton Kutcher – I followed him on Twitter for a week. I’ve had my fill of this douche
Patrick Dempsey – Grey’s Anatomy was so 2006
Jessica Alba – remember when she was on the series premiere of the Secret World of Alex Mack!? It was all downhill from there
